For anyone who remembers, when WK first came out, the only place to fansub was White Cross Fansub. They succeeded in angering a lot of fans by overcharging, and being pains in the ass! Anyways, at that time, I got to thinking, and it dawned on me! I came upon the realization of what was going on!
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We now take you to the headquarters of White Cross Fansubs.

Crawford sits at a table counting through piles of money, all US currency. Every once in a while, he scribbles some numbers on a piece of paper. Schuldich stands behind him, watching him. Farfarello sits in front of a tv set, munching on popcorn, while watching an extremely violent show.

Craw: "This is certainly one of my better ideas."

Schu: "I'll say! It was brilliant making them write 'cash' on the M/O."

Craw (smug look on his face): "Of course. That way they can't prove that we cashed it. Letters get lost in the mail all the time."

Schuldich puts an arm around Crawford's shoulder and runs a finger slowly along his ear.

Schu: "You're cute when you're scheming."

Crawford shudders in revulsion and pushes him away. He glares at Schuldich and clenches his teeth.

Craw: "Stop doing things like that!"

Schuldich puts him hands behind his head and turns away. A huge grin is on his face.

Schu: "You get annoyed so easily. That's what makes it so much fun teasing you."

Crawford glares at him for a moment longer before turning back to the money.

Craw: "Why don't you make yourself useful? Go see how the scripts are coming."

Schuldich goes into the next room. In that room, Nagi sits in front of a tv set, with a bored expression on his face. He's not really paying any attention to what's being said, but he's writing down lines on a piece of paper.

Schu: "Hey, Nagi. How's that script coming?" Nagi motions him over. Schuldich walks over and looks at what Nagi is writing. He looks at the tv, then back at the paper.

Schu: "That's not what they're saying!"

Nagi: "So? People get fansubs because they don't know Japanese. If they knew Japanese, they wouldn't need fansubs."

Schu: "True. Very true."

Meanwhile in the other room.

Craw: "Farfarello, turn off that movie!!! It's making me sick!"

Farf: "But this is the best part!"

An extremely graphic scene happens. Farfarello grins and munches some more popcorn. Crawford blanches and turns back to the money.

Craw: "Why me?"